Science Fair or Fake?

May 11, 2011
A few days ago I was asked to participate in the judging of a high-school level science fair involving entries from several cities, and I was amazed by the entries - but not in a good way.

I have been in science fairs in the past. I have worked with dozens of other people who have competed at very high level science fairs. And of course I have studied science and mathematics all the way to the highest levels and have published original research in leading peer-reviewed journals. I know what good science fair projects look like and I can also spot when something isn't quite right.

Which leads me to my comments on the projects I was seeing...

Rule #1, when the project involves thousands of dollars of equipment it probably wasn't actually done as a high school project. I saw a couple of projects which used expensive medical equipment or specialized electronics, which were allegedly done by 13-14 year old kids. The science fair rules forbid parental assistance, so where did these kids get this equipment from?

Rule #2, if you are working on a problem you should have the education required for it. I have seen students tackle complicated mathematics problems quite well, because the problem is easy to understand even if the solution is unknown. I have seen students (especially in my peer group when I was in high school) who learned computer programming at the same time they learned to write and who can do outstanding work on algorithms and programming. So when I see those projects, I can believe that the student did them.

 But then I see a student project claiming to have resolved the problem of quantizing gravity. If a 15-year-old had really done that, they would be publishing in professional journals - not submitting it to a science fair. And I don't mean that to imply that a physics or math prodigy couldn't think up an innovative solution that everyone else missed - but to even understand the problem requires the equivalent of a decade of physics and mathematics education, and any teenager who could do that would already be well known to the academic community. (For the record, I examined the theory and it resolved none of the problems with quantum gravity while also not including either quantum theory nor relativistic gravity)


 And Rule #3, if your parent is explaining your project better than you are, the judges can easily guess who did the work. It is true that sometimes if the parents have exciting careers in science their children want to work on the same topic, and that is fine. I don't even have an objection if the parent teaches their teenager the basics of the field and suggests a project. However some of these projects are very clearly written entirely by the adults and not the students. And taking credit for someone else's work is definitely not what a science fair is meant to teach.

Now that I have been so negative, I do want to be clear that 95% of the science fair projects are truly inspirational and amazing work. It is reassuring to see so many high school students take an active interest in science and mathematics, it is those students that I commend for their hard work and passion! 
 

My Ongoing Addiction to Eduction...

April 29, 2011

In answer to some mocking and hurtful questions regarding my addiction to education, here is the list of courses I audited this term. And I must say that admitting to an education addiction is the first step in recovery :D


  • Integrated Circuit Design and Construction - This is a fourth year undergraduate engineering course, focused on the design and construction of integrated circuits (or microchips in common parlance). I can't really see this ever being useful to me in a practical sense, ...


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The Grandiloquent Dictionary Enters Academia

April 17, 2011
Some of the more loyal readers of my blog may recall last year that I was interviewed by a graduate student whose thesis topic was on internet based word lists and dictionaries. 

Well this evening I received an e-mail from Anna Matsen letting me know that she has now completed her thesis, which includes information on my own Grandiloquent Dictionary website and transcripts of the interviews I participated in. Having been a graduate student myself and having worked many late nights and long wee...
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Open the Debate!

April 7, 2011
I know I will get flame-mail for this comment, but it must be said.

There is only one political party that routinely beat out the NDP, Conservatives, BQ, and Liberals in federal elections. They have never had an elected member of parliament, but they have got a lot of people interested in politics. 

And yet they have been excluded from the national TV leadership debate :(

It is time for Canadians to put pressure on the corporate media and demand the inclusion of all serious political leaders in ...

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A New Discovery at Fermilab

April 7, 2011
There is a rumor circulating through the particle physics community that this afternoon the Fermilab particle accelerator team is going to announce preliminary results that indicate they may have discovered a new fundamental particle.

The rumors are claiming that the data shows a massive particle which is decaying into light quarks (which are the ones that form all of the protons and neutrons in the Universe), which adds to the excitement. The only particle that theorists have strong motivatio...

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The Beast Comes Alive!

March 3, 2011
I just heard the good news last night - the Large Hadron Collider has finally reached their goal of 7 TeV per beam of energy!

But first a little background....

For the last several decades, the primary method of exploring sub-atomic particle physics has been to build a large machine that accelerates common particles, like electrons or protons, to very high energies and then smash them together inside of a special detector. The result is a mini-explosion of new particles which last for a fractio...

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When Did I Move To Winterpeg?

February 24, 2011
I woke up this morning to find 11" of snow on the ground, and a thick sheet of ice on the roads. I thought this was Victoria, not Winterpeg!

In any case, being as how I live on a steep and icy hill, and being as how I don't trust Victoria drivers to manage a skiffing of snow let alone an entire foot, I am not venturing out today.

Therefore any in-person tutorials scheduled for today (Wednesday) are being rescheduled for later in the week. Tomorrow's sessions will depend on the weather, but the ...

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Spring Break Tutoring

February 22, 2011
I have had a few people ask about tutoring over the university reading break week, so I thought I would post the information here. 

I will be offering tutorial sessions this week, but I am not offering as many as previous years so interested students should contact me as soon as possible. I can offer both one-on-one tutorials or group sessions depending on what is requested (the group sessions are cheaper for the students, but it is up to the individual students to organize time and place). As...
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A Week In My Life

February 5, 2011

 Someone asked me earlier this month what sort of things I work on as a semi-independent science and technology consultant. It's a bit complicated to explain, so instead I thought I would give a list of the projects and tasks I have been involved in in one randomly selected week. So here it goes:

Monday – I started off the day with some imaging work for a client of Lonrach R&T, in which I had to design/modify an algorithm to generate a 3D model of a prototype using multiple 2D photos. There...


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Happy Burns Day!

January 26, 2011
Happy Robby Burns Day! 

For all those who are Scottish, of Scottish descent, or just wish they were, it is a day to celebrate the unique quality and culture of the Scots. As a proud 1/4 Scot, I shall be out enjoying a dinner of haggis with tatties and neeps (as my great-grandmother apparently called them) and to the scorn and dismay of my neighbours, I may even fit in a little practice on my bagpipes! (I am getting better though – at least now it doesn't sound like I am disemboweling small a...

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About Me


Dr. Christopher S. Bird I am a physicist recently graduated from the University of Victoria, with a doctorate in theoretical physics. I also have training in mathematics, engineering and computer programming.

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